public static String executeCodeThatDoesSomethingThatYouProbablyNeedToFigureOut(String stringToExecuteAforementionedCodeOn) throws Exception {
        String encryptedString = reallyBasicQuoteUnquoteEncryptionFunctionThatWillOnlyTakeTimeToFigureOutIfYouKeepReadingTheseRidiculouslyLongMethodNames(stringToExecuteAforementionedCodeOn);
        String returnValueOfThisFunction = new String();
        String[] chunksOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFour = splitStringIntoChunksOfLength(encryptedString, FOUR);
        for (String chunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFour : chunksOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFour) {
            String[] chunksOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo = splitStringIntoChunksOfLength(chunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFour, TWO);
            String firstChunkOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo = chunksOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo[0];
            String secondChunkOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo = chunksOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo[1];
            Class<?> classAndExtraCharactersSoItsNotAKeyword = Class.forName(firstChunkOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo);
            Object object = classAndExtraCharactersSoItsNotAKeyword.getConstructors()[ZERO].newInstance();
            for (int loopArbitraryCounterIterator = 0; loopArbitraryCounterIterator < THREE; loopArbitraryCounterIterator++) {
                Method method = classAndExtraCharactersSoItsNotAKeyword.getMethod(secondChunkOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo);
                secondChunkOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo = (String)method.invoke(object);
            }
            returnValueOfThisFunction = new String(returnValueOfThisFunction + secondChunkOfChunkOfEncryptedStringOfLengthFourOfLengthTwo);
        }
        return returnValueOfThisFunction;
    }

    protected static char secureEncryptionKey; //it's protected, how you gonna crack it now?

    public static String reallyBasicQuoteUnquoteEncryptionFunctionThatWillOnlyTakeTimeToFigureOutIfYouKeepReadingTheseRidiculouslyLongMethodNames(String stringToQuoteUnquoteEncrypt) throws Exception {
        secureEncryptionKey = new EncryptionKeyInstantiator().getEncryptionKeyFactory().getEncryptionKey();
        Integer[] encryptedArrayToBeCalledByStringConstructor = new Integer[stringToQuoteUnquoteEncrypt.length()];
        for (int loopIndexIterator = ZERO; loopIndexIterator < stringToQuoteUnquoteEncrypt.length(); loopIndexIterator++) {
            encryptedArrayToBeCalledByStringConstructor[loopIndexIterator] = stringToQuoteUnquoteEncrypt.charAt(loopIndexIterator)^secureEncryptionKey;
        }

        return Arrays.toString(Arrays.asList(encryptedArrayToBeCalledByStringConstructor).stream().map((currentIntegerToBeMapped) -> (char)(currentIntegerToBeMapped.intValue())).toArray(Character[]::new)).replaceAll(", ", "").substring(1, stringToQuoteUnquoteEncrypt.length() + ONE);
    }